Pet sitting

Okay, So I was asked to pet sit this weekend. I figured, yeah sure, it's not like I'm doing anything else exciting- seeing as everyone I know went on vacation, or is spending the weekend in Valentines day bliss- which I am doing neither of, so it just made sense for me to watch these pets.

Well, I'm sitting a Dog and a Cat. First off, the dog is hyper. Which is nothing new for a semi small breed dog. Their always hyper. But the cat, well the cat is interesting.

I'm sitting on the couch, talking to the owner, and the cat comes up and perches its self on my shoulder. It then proceeds to sit there and just sniff my hair. So, I'm a little confused. I try to just ignore the cat and continue talking, which is becoming more difficult because the cat is now LITERALLY sitting on my head.

Now, I'm trying to discreetly move the cat off of my damn head but, it doesn't want to move, and therefore it will not. So, finally I just give up, and let the cat sit there. Which is all fine and dandy for about thirty seconds. Until the Dog comes over.

The dog sits next to me, and the stupid cat decides that its going to bother the dog. So, the cat still sitting on my head starts fighting with the Dog.
FINALLY the owner notices, separates the two animals, and tells me that the cat has a thing for hair, and annoying the dog.

This is going to be a great Valentines day. I can feel it....

They really should make a special font for sarcasm....just saying.

Until next time,
Peace out.

-Machi

Valentines Day

I don't like Feb. 14th any more then the next single person. However, whats annoying me even more then the fact that I'm going to be single on this Holiday, is how everyone keeps making the same old "Valentines day was created by Hallmark" Jokes.

Really people. It's old. Stop it, and come up with something new. Oh, and stop trying to use that as an excuse when you forget to get your girlfriend a gift. Oldest line in the book. Anyways,

Valentines day has almost always sucked for me. Really, except for last year, when my Ex pleasantly surprised me with a whole day of events.

But that's all in the past.

This year, being single, I am vowing not to let whats also known as "singles awareness day" make me upset/depressed/lonely or any of the other things that single people feel on this day.

Nope. I'm going to be happy that I'm single. I'm not going to spend my evening with Ben and Jerry, I'm going to go out and have fun! What I'm going to do, has yet to be fully decided, but I guarantee you, it will be awesome.

Also, I just wanted people to actually know what valentines day is about. Not the gifts and the Cards and the candy aspect of it, but the actual History of Valentines Day. I suggest hitting up history.com for this info. Its pretty cool.

Anyways, Until next time, Peace out.

Really? 2008?

I haven't updated this since 2008. I can't believe it's been that long. All well. Well anyways, I was just checking over the old blogs on here and realized that they are no longer Valid. I stopped writing the stories I was blogging about. They just didnt...click.

Again, all well.

Well, now that it's nearly two years later, since the day that I made this blog, I've decided to pay attention to it. Kinda. I mean, Im going to update more then every two years. Hahah. But Dont hold me to that, because I forget, with all of the other stuff going on.

All right, So where to start?

How about with Life? Thats always a good place to start. Today, someone asked me "Where do you see yourself in five years?"

And I really Had to think about it. I mean, Im 18. I dont need to plan my life out, right? Well apparently, its a good Idea to have SOME kinda idea as to where your going to go in life. So, again, I started thinking about it.

Im in the Military for the next six years, but its guard so thats only part time.

I plan on going to school for English

Im becoming a Paramedic

With the degree in English, Ill become an Officer in the Army, and being a paramedic with an English Major I can do two things,

Get a job as a paramedic

Or

Get a job as an Editor or something.

Both are enticing.

So thats as far as Ive gotten.
Oh, and I want to go skydiving. But that really doesnt count for this type of list...

So those are my thoughts, if you even bothered reading this much of this, I salute you. Its much longer then any blog, written by me, while I really have no idea what I'm doing, should be.
Anyways, Talk to you all later.